added some dummy files; changed privacy email to piracy

www/.htaccess

@@ -1,22 +1,42 @@
 RewriteEngine On
 
 # -------------------------------------------
-# 1. Rewrite /blog/<ID> to /blog.php?id=<ID>
+# Rewrite /blog/<ID> to /blog.php?id=<ID>
 # -------------------------------------------
 RewriteRule ^blog/([^/]+)/?$ /blog.php?id=$1 [L,QSA]
 
+# -------------------------------------------
+# Rewrite /sitemap.xml to /blog.php?id=<ID>
+# -------------------------------------------
 RewriteRule ^sitemap\.xml$ /sitemap.php
 
+
+
+# -------------------------------------------
+# Rewrite some dummy urls to some funny af
+# shit
+# -------------------------------------------
+RewriteRule ^(wp-admin|wp-login|cms-admin).*$ /dummy/wp-login.html
+RewriteRule ^.*?wp-config\.php$ /dummy/wp-config.php.txt
+
+RewriteRule ^.*?profile\.php$ /dummy/profile.php.txt
+RewriteRule ^.*?phpinfo\.php$ /dummy/phpinfo.php.html
+
+RewriteRule ^\..*?\.json$ /dummy/sftp-login.json
+RewriteRule ^.*?\.env$ /dummy/.env
+
+RewriteRule ^(typo|admin|login|dashboard).*$ /dummy/kaffee.php
+
 # ----------------------------------------------------
-# 2. Rewrite /lib/* or /blog/* to /error.php?code=404
+# Rewrite /lib/* or /blog/* to /error.php?code=404
 # with 404 response code (internal rewriting)
 # ----------------------------------------------------
-RewriteCond %{REQUEST_URI} ^/(lib|blog)(/.*)?$
+RewriteCond %{REQUEST_URI} ^/(lib|blog|dummy)(/.*)?$
 RewriteRule ^ - [R=404,L]
 ErrorDocument 404 /error.php?code=404
 
 # ----------------------------------------------------
-# 3. Custom error handler for all other errors
+# Custom error handler for all other errors
 # Sends proper status code to client
 # ----------------------------------------------------
 ErrorDocument 400 /error.php?code=400

www/dummy/.env

@@ -0,0 +1,34 @@
+# Ode to a Missing .env
+APP_NAME="Ode to the .env"
+AUTHOR="You, crying in the terminal"
+VERSION="1.0"
+
+# Opening verse
+LINE1="Where's the file that holds my secrets?"
+LINE2="Gone like mist before the day."
+LINE3="Now my app just crashes, speechless,"
+LINE4="Throwing errors in dismay."
+
+# Second verse
+LINE5="DB_HOST is undefined, friend,"
+LINE6="PORT is null and void and cold."
+LINE7="Was it gitignored to the end?"
+LINE8="Was it lost, or just too bold?"
+
+# Third verse
+LINE9="API keys now floating yonder,"
+LINE10="Tokens scattered in the void."
+LINE11="While I sit here, forced to ponder,"
+LINE12="Why good configs are destroyed."
+
+# Final verse
+LINE13="So I pray to env salvation,"
+LINE14="Guide me to that sacred file."
+LINE15="Till then, in pure configuration,"
+LINE16="Let me debug with some style."
+
+# The real tragedy
+OPENAI_API_KEY="who_needs_AI_when_you_have_pain"
+
+# Moral of the story
+PROTIP="Commit the example, not the pain 😭"

www/dummy/kaffee.php

@@ -0,0 +1,5 @@
+<?php
+
+http_response_code(302);
+header('Location: https://youtu.be/5EsEJRXlrGk?autoplay=1&fs=1');
+exit;

www/dummy/profile.php.txt

@@ -0,0 +1,13 @@
+<?php
+// profile.php
+
+// Attempting to load profile data...
+$user = getUserData();
+if (!$user) {
+    throw new Exception("Profile not found.");
+}
+
+// 😢 Oops... Looks like profile.php forgot to profile itself.
+
+// Maybe it went out to find itself.
+// Or maybe it was never real to begin with.

www/dummy/sftp-login.json

@@ -0,0 +1,44 @@
+{
+  "title": "Ode to Credentials",
+  "author": "Parody of Schiller",
+  "language": "English",
+  "protocol": "sftp",
+  "host": "nope.not.a.real.server",
+  "port": 22,
+  "username": "admin_but_not_really",
+  "privateKey": "-----BEGIN FAKE KEY-----\nthisisnotarealkeylol\n-----END FAKE KEY-----",
+  "passphrase": "tryHarder123!",
+  "retryAttempts": 42,
+  "timeout": 9001,
+  "backup": false,
+  "mood": "desperate",
+  "lastSeen": "sometime-before-it-mattered",
+  "favoriteSnack": "RAM chips",
+  "debugLevel": "emotional",
+  "stanzas": [
+    [
+      "Joyless, broken, code forsaken,",
+      "Server dreams now out of view,",
+      "SFTP has left me shaken,",
+      "Where’s the login? Where are you?"
+    ],
+    [
+      "Hosts I’ve pinged, and ports I’ve queried,",
+      "But the key I seek is gone;",
+      "All my scripts are old and weary,",
+      "They just fail and won’t move on."
+    ],
+    [
+      "Was it saved in notes forgotten?",
+      "Was it once on sticky tape?",
+      "Maybe in a doc long rotten,",
+      "Buried deep and lost to fate?"
+    ],
+    [
+      "O credentials, source of power,",
+      "Come and grant my code a sign!",
+      "Else I’ll spend another hour,",
+      "Crying to the debug line."
+    ]
+  ]
+}

www/dummy/wp-config.php.txt

@@ -0,0 +1,21 @@
+<?php
+// wp-config.php
+// This file is supposed to contain the magic.
+// Instead... it contains disappointment.
+
+define('DB_NAME', '');       // Ah yes, the void. Classic.
+define('DB_USER', '');       // Who needs users anyway?
+define('DB_PASSWORD', '');   // Security through obscurity. And also forgetfulness.
+define('DB_HOST', 'localhost');
+define('DB_CHARSET', 'utf8');
+
+// Error: wp-config.php not found... emotionally or physically.
+
+// Perhaps it ran away during deployment.
+// Perhaps it was never created at all.
+// One thing's certain: WordPress is confused and so are you.
+
+// Solution?
+// Step 1: scream internally
+// Step 2: create a new wp-config.php
+// Step 3: try turning it off and on again

www/privacy/index.php

@@ -129,7 +129,7 @@
 
         <h2>Verantwortliche Stelle</h2>
         <p>Ludwig Lehnert<br>Zedernstr. 41<br>90441 Nürnberg<br>E-Mail: <a
-                href="mailto:privacy@lehnert.dev">privacy@lehnert.dev</a></p>
+                href="mailto:piracy@lehnert.dev">piracy@lehnert.dev</a></p>
 
         <h2>Erhobene Daten</h2>
         <p>Diese Website erhebt keine personenbezogenen Daten über Formulare oder Tracking-Dienste. Es werden keine
@@ -158,7 +158,7 @@
 
         <h2>Controller</h2>
         <p>Ludwig Lehnert<br>Zedernstr. 41<br>90441 Nuremberg, Germany<br>Email: <a
-                href="mailto:privacy@lehnert.dev">privacy@lehnert.dev</a></p>
+                href="mailto:piracy@lehnert.dev">piracy@lehnert.dev</a></p>
 
         <h2>Data Collected</h2>
         <p>This website does not collect personal data via forms or third-party tracking tools. No cookies or analytics

www/wp-login

@@ -1 +0,0 @@
-wp-admin