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35 lines
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# Ode to a Missing .env
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APP_NAME="Ode to the .env"
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AUTHOR="You, crying in the terminal"
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VERSION="1.0"
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# Opening verse
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LINE1="Where's the file that holds my secrets?"
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LINE2="Gone like mist before the day."
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LINE3="Now my app just crashes, speechless,"
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LINE4="Throwing errors in dismay."
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# Second verse
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LINE5="DB_HOST is undefined, friend,"
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LINE6="PORT is null and void and cold."
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LINE7="Was it gitignored to the end?"
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LINE8="Was it lost, or just too bold?"
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# Third verse
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LINE9="API keys now floating yonder,"
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LINE10="Tokens scattered in the void."
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LINE11="While I sit here, forced to ponder,"
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LINE12="Why good configs are destroyed."
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# Final verse
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LINE13="So I pray to env salvation,"
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LINE14="Guide me to that sacred file."
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LINE15="Till then, in pure configuration,"
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LINE16="Let me debug with some style."
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# The real tragedy
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OPENAI_API_KEY="who_needs_AI_when_you_have_pain"
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# Moral of the story
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PROTIP="Commit the example, not the pain 😭"
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