{ "title": "Ode to Credentials", "author": "Parody of Schiller", "language": "English", "protocol": "sftp", "host": "nope.not.a.real.server", "port": 22, "username": "admin_but_not_really", "privateKey": "-----BEGIN FAKE KEY-----\nthisisnotarealkeylol\n-----END FAKE KEY-----", "passphrase": "tryHarder123!", "retryAttempts": 42, "timeout": 9001, "backup": false, "mood": "desperate", "lastSeen": "sometime-before-it-mattered", "favoriteSnack": "RAM chips", "debugLevel": "emotional", "stanzas": [ [ "Joyless, broken, code forsaken,", "Server dreams now out of view,", "SFTP has left me shaken,", "Where’s the login? Where are you?" ], [ "Hosts I’ve pinged, and ports I’ve queried,", "But the key I seek is gone;", "All my scripts are old and weary,", "They just fail and won’t move on." ], [ "Was it saved in notes forgotten?", "Was it once on sticky tape?", "Maybe in a doc long rotten,", "Buried deep and lost to fate?" ], [ "O credentials, source of power,", "Come and grant my code a sign!", "Else I’ll spend another hour,", "Crying to the debug line." ] ] }