<?php
require_once __DIR__ . '/lib/_index.php';
$code = 500;
if (isset($_GET['code'])) {
$code = (int) $_GET['code'];
}
$msg = '🪐 Unknown error! Something went wrong in the fabric of spacetime.';
$action = 'Stabilize systems';
$dest = $_SERVER['REQUEST_URI'] ?? '/';
switch ($code) {
case 400:
$msg = '🛰️ Bad request! Your signal got scrambled mid-transmission—packet lost in space.';
$action = 'Resend request';
break;
case 401:
$msg = '🔒 Unauthorized! You need proper credentials to dock with this system.';
$action = 'Initiate login';
$dest = '/login';
break;
case 403:
$msg = '🚫 Forbidden! This space sector is read-only for your clearance level.';
$action = 'Return to ship';
$dest = '/';
break;
case 404:
$msg = '🛸 Page not found! It might’ve been abducted or deleted by rogue AIs.';
$action = 'Beam me back';
$dest = '/';
break;
case 500:
$msg = '💥 System failure! The mainframe just had a meltdown and is crying in binary 😢 (01001100...).';
$action = 'Reboot core';
break;
case 501:
$msg = '🧪 Not implemented! This function is still in alpha testing on Mars.';
$action = 'Go back safely';
break;
case 502:
$msg = '🌐 Bad gateway! The relay between galaxies misrouted your request.';
$action = 'Retry transmission';
break;
case 503:
$msg = '☕ Offline! Our servers are recharging on the dark side of the moon.';
$action = 'Check back soon';
break;
}
?><!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<meta charset="UTF-8">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
<link rel="shortcut icon" href="/favicon.svg" type="image/x-icon">
<title>Oops!</title>
<style>
<?= default_styles() ?>
<?= common_styles() ?>
body {
background: radial-gradient(ellipse at center,
#1e1e2f 0%,
#0f0f1a 100%);
}
main {
display: flex;
flex-direction: column;
justify-content: center;
align-items: center;
min-height: 80vh;
color: white;
text-align: center;
font-family: "Inter", sans-serif;
overflow: hidden;
}
h1 {
font-size: 6rem;
margin: 0;
background: linear-gradient(90deg, #ff0066, #00ffff);
-webkit-background-clip: text;
-webkit-text-fill-color: transparent;
animation: glitch 2s infinite;
}
p {
font-size: 1.25rem;
margin: 1rem 0 2rem;
color: #ccc;
max-width: 600px;
}
.btn {
text-decoration: none;
background: #00ffff;
border: none;
padding: 0.75rem 1.5rem;
border-radius: 999px;
font-size: 1rem;
color: #1e1e2f;
cursor: pointer;
transition: background 0.3s ease;
}
.btn:hover {
background: #ff0066;
color: white;
}
</style>
</head>
<body>
<main>
<h1><?= $code ?></h1>
<p><?= $msg ?></p>
<a class="btn" href="<?= $dest ?>"><?= $action ?></a>
</main>
</body>
</html>