<?php require_once __DIR__ . '/lib/_index.php'; $code = 500; if (isset($_GET['code'])) { $code = (int) $_GET['code']; } $msg = '🪐 Unknown error! Something went wrong in the fabric of spacetime.'; $action = 'Stabilize systems'; $dest = $_SERVER['REQUEST_URI'] ?? '/'; switch ($code) { case 400: $msg = '🛰️ Bad request! Your signal got scrambled mid-transmission—packet lost in space.'; $action = 'Resend request'; break; case 401: $msg = '🔒 Unauthorized! You need proper credentials to dock with this system.'; $action = 'Initiate login'; $dest = '/login'; break; case 403: $msg = '🚫 Forbidden! This space sector is read-only for your clearance level.'; $action = 'Return to ship'; $dest = '/'; break; case 404: $msg = '🛸 Page not found! It might’ve been abducted or deleted by rogue AIs.'; $action = 'Beam me back'; $dest = '/'; break; case 500: $msg = '💥 System failure! The mainframe just had a meltdown and is crying in binary 😢 (01001100...).'; $action = 'Reboot core'; break; case 501: $msg = '🧪 Not implemented! This function is still in alpha testing on Mars.'; $action = 'Go back safely'; break; case 502: $msg = '🌐 Bad gateway! The relay between galaxies misrouted your request.'; $action = 'Retry transmission'; break; case 503: $msg = '☕ Offline! Our servers are recharging on the dark side of the moon.'; $action = 'Check back soon'; break; } ?><!DOCTYPE html> <html lang="en"> <head> <meta charset="UTF-8"> <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0"> <link rel="shortcut icon" href="/favicon.svg" type="image/x-icon"> <title>Oops!</title> <style> <?= default_styles() ?> <?= common_styles() ?> body { background: radial-gradient(ellipse at center, #1e1e2f 0%, #0f0f1a 100%); } main { display: flex; flex-direction: column; justify-content: center; align-items: center; min-height: 80vh; color: white; text-align: center; font-family: "Inter", sans-serif; overflow: hidden; } h1 { font-size: 6rem; margin: 0; background: linear-gradient(90deg, #ff0066, #00ffff); -webkit-background-clip: text; -webkit-text-fill-color: transparent; animation: glitch 2s infinite; } p { font-size: 1.25rem; margin: 1rem 0 2rem; color: #ccc; max-width: 600px; } .btn { text-decoration: none; background: #00ffff; border: none; padding: 0.75rem 1.5rem; border-radius: 999px; font-size: 1rem; color: #1e1e2f; cursor: pointer; transition: background 0.3s ease; } .btn:hover { background: #ff0066; color: white; } </style> </head> <body> <main> <h1><?= $code ?></h1> <p><?= $msg ?></p> <a class="btn" href="<?= $dest ?>"><?= $action ?></a> </main> </body> </html>