# Ode to a Missing .env
APP_NAME="Ode to the .env"
AUTHOR="You, crying in the terminal"
VERSION="1.0"

# Opening verse
LINE1="Where's the file that holds my secrets?"
LINE2="Gone like mist before the day."
LINE3="Now my app just crashes, speechless,"
LINE4="Throwing errors in dismay."

# Second verse
LINE5="DB_HOST is undefined, friend,"
LINE6="PORT is null and void and cold."
LINE7="Was it gitignored to the end?"
LINE8="Was it lost, or just too bold?"

# Third verse
LINE9="API keys now floating yonder,"
LINE10="Tokens scattered in the void."
LINE11="While I sit here, forced to ponder,"
LINE12="Why good configs are destroyed."

# Final verse
LINE13="So I pray to env salvation,"
LINE14="Guide me to that sacred file."
LINE15="Till then, in pure configuration,"
LINE16="Let me debug with some style."

# The real tragedy
OPENAI_API_KEY="who_needs_AI_when_you_have_pain"

# Moral of the story
PROTIP="Commit the example, not the pain 😭"
