<?php
// wp-config.php
// This file is supposed to contain the magic.
// Instead... it contains disappointment.

define('DB_NAME', '');       // Ah yes, the void. Classic.
define('DB_USER', '');       // Who needs users anyway?
define('DB_PASSWORD', '');   // Security through obscurity. And also forgetfulness.
define('DB_HOST', 'localhost');
define('DB_CHARSET', 'utf8');

// Error: wp-config.php not found... emotionally or physically.

// Perhaps it ran away during deployment.
// Perhaps it was never created at all.
// One thing's certain: WordPress is confused and so are you.

// Solution?
// Step 1: scream internally
// Step 2: create a new wp-config.php
// Step 3: try turning it off and on again